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When you want to get really good and grubby, try out our new worm jokes. We’ve got a whole can of worm jokes to help keep you and your friends laughing all day!
Q. How can you tell which end of a worm is which? A. Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Q. What do worms leave round their baths? A. The scum of the earth.
Q. What do you call it when worms take over the world? A. Global Worming.
Q. Why did the worm cross the playground? A. To get to the other slide.
Q. What kind of worm do you use for math? A. An Inch Worm
Q. What was the worm doing in the cornfield? A. He was going in one ear and out the other.
Q. What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A. A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!
Q. What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A. Biting into an apple and finding a half of a worm!
Q. What happens to a worm who digs too far? A. It gets in-dig-estion
Q. What do you get when you cross a worm with an elephant? A. Big holes in your garden.
Q. What is the best advice to give a worm? A. Sleep late!
Q. How do you stop the Blob from eating worms? A. Give him a good slug.
