Even More Jokes
Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth-Hurty!
Q. What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A. Post Office!
Q. What has a mouth but never talks, always runs & never walks?
A. A River!
Q. What is yours, but used by others all the time?
A. Your name
Q. How do you cut an ocean in two?
A. With a sea-saw!
Q. What do skeletons say before dining?
A. “Bone” apetit.
Q.What did the ground say to the earthquake? A. You crack me up!

















