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Q. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
A. To improve his bite.

Q. How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
A. With scare spray.

Q. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A. No, they eat the fingers separately.

Q. What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
A. Casketball.

Q. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A. They’re so wrapped up in themselves.

Q. What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A. Dead ends.

Q. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A. A stake sandwich.

Q. Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A. They have bat breath…