Joke Center
Q: Why did a cow go to Hollywood? A: He wanted to become a MOOOOviestar.
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: “Is that you, Mama?”
Q: What do birds need when they are sick?
A: A tweetment!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!
Q: Why did the cookie go to see the doctor?
A: He was feeling crummy!
Q: What does a bee use to brush its hair?
A: A honeycomb!



















