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Q.Why was Thomas Edison able to invent the light bulb?

A. Because he was very bright.

Q. Why did the computer squeak?

A. Because someone stepped on it’s mouse

Q. Why was six afraid of seven?

A. Because seven, eight, nine

Q. What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A. A toy-yoda

Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?

A. Pennsylvania

Q. Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?

A. Because he saw the salad dressing.

Q. What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?

A. A turkey!

Q. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?

A. Stop going in circles and get to the point!

Q. What kind of ship never sinks?

A. Friendship!

Q. Which is the longest word in the dictionary?

A. "Smiles". Because there is a mile between each "s"!

Q. Why did the doctor tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A. Because she didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q.Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

A. In case they get a hole in one

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