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Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
A: Because he had drumsticks!
Q: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A: A Tur-key!
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Q: What do you call a dumb gobbler?
A: A jerky turkey!
