Jokes
Q. What has 8 letters but no letters in it?
A. An envelope
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because .. he didn’t have the guts to!
Q. When is a car not a car?
A. When it turns into a garage.
Q. Why did the golfer wear two sets of pants?
A. In case he got a whole in one!
Q. Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A. Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels!
Q. What’s smarter than a talking parrot?
A. A spelling bee!
Q. What did the fridge say to the milk?
A. Don’t come in, I’ve got a cold!
