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Q. What is a ghost’s favorite candy? A. Boo-ble gum!

Q. Who did the ghost take to the movies? A. His ghoul-friend!

Q. What did one grave say to another? A. Is that you cough-in (coffin)?!

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? A. Frostbite.

Q. Why do witches use brooms to fly on? A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

Q. Why don’t skeletons go out on the town? A. Because they have no body to go out with…

Q. What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music? A. Wrap!

Q. Why was the skeleton frightened to cross the road? A. Because he had no guts.

Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? A. Every night he turns into a bat.

Q. What can’t you give the headless horseman? A. Headache.