Interplanetary Jokes
Q. Why was the thirsty alien hanging around the computer? A. He was looking for the space bar!
Student: Did you hear that scientists have found life on another planet? Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: They found fleas on Pluto!
Earthling: We put a man on the moon in 1969. Martian: Big deal! We’re going to send a team to the sun. Earthling: You’re crazy! They’ll be burned up before they even get close. Martian: We’re not that stupid! We’re sending them up at night!
Cool Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night. His Friend: Was it any good? Cool Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring. His Friend: How come? Cool Teenage Martian: There was no atmosphere.
Q. What did Neptune say to Saturn? A. Give me a ring sometime.
Q. Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? A. At parking meteors.
Q. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? A. You Rocket!
Q. Where do trained astronauts eat their lunch? A. In the “launch” room.
