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Here are some funny jokes you can tell your friends!

Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A: He wanted cold hard cash!

Q: What dog keeps the best time? A: A watch dog.

Q: Why do cows use the doorbell? A: Because their horns don’t work!

Q: Why did the skeleton play the piano? A: Because he didn’t have any organs!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A: A jump rope!

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? A: He wanted to see what High School was like!

Q: Why does it get hot after a baseball game? A: Because all the fans have left!