Q. Why was the thirsty alien hanging around the computer? A. He was looking for the space bar!
Student: Did you hear that scientists have found life on another planet? Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: They found fleas on Pluto!
Earthling: We put a man on the moon in 1969. Martian: Big deal! We’re going to send a team to the sun. Earthling: You’re crazy! They’ll be burned up before they even get close. Martian: We’re not that stupid! We’re sending them up at night!
Cool Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night. His Friend: Was it any good? Cool Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring. His Friend: How come? Cool Teenage Martian: There was no atmosphere.
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