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Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!

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Q. What has 8 letters but no letters in it?

A. An envelope

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A. Because .. he didn’t have the guts to!

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Q. What time do you go to the dentist?

A. Tooth-Hurty!

Q. What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?

A. Post Office!

Q. What has a mouth but never talks, always runs & never walks?

A. A River!

Q. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? A. Nothing. It just waved.

Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? A. So he could have sweet dreams.

Q. What is the difference between a teacher and a train conductor? A. A teacher trains the mind and a train conductor minds the train.

Q. What can you serve but never eat? A. A volleyball.

Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A. A milk truck

Q. What is yours, but used by others all the time?

A. Your name

Q. How do you cut an ocean in two?

A. With a sea-saw!

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Do you want to play some funny April Fool’s jokes on your friends? Here is a good idea:

• safety pin
• rubber band
• paperclip
• jacket

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Once upon a time, there was a policeman that saw a man sitting in a car with a tiger sitting next to him. The police officer said, “It’s against the law to have a tiger in your car. Take him to the zoo.” The next day the police officer saw the same man in the same car with the same tiger. The police officer said, “I thought I told you to take that tiger to the zoo.” The man replied, “I did. He liked it. Now we’re going to the beach.”

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Q.Why was Thomas Edison able to invent the light bulb?

A. Because he was very bright.

Q. Why did the computer squeak?

A. Because someone stepped on it’s mouse

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Here is a fun story that you can finish yourself. First, study these definitions.

• Noun:A person, place or thing. Examples: man, Alaska, or ball
• Verb:An action word. Examples: run, jump, fall
• Adjective:A word that describes a noun. Example: A pink sweater, A bouncy ball

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Here is a fun story that you can finish yourself. First, study these definitions.

• Noun:A person, place or thing. Examples: man, Alaska, or ball
• Verb:An action word. Examples: run, jump, fall
• Adjective:A word that describes a noun. Example: A pink sweater, A bouncy ball

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Q: Why did a cow go to Hollywood? A: He wanted to become a MOOOOviestar.

Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A: “Is that you, Mama?”

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Here are some funny jokes you can tell your friends!

Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A: He wanted cold hard cash!

Q: What dog keeps the best time? A: A watch dog.

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